Bohemia has been reclaimed in the name of the great German Empire.

Austria, I thank you for your donation. You should know better than to taint my city's mind with your disgusting music.

Alright, I’ve become sick and tired of you undereducated, liberal-ass buffoons and your complete failure to do anything right. So I’m going to settle this once and for all.

As hilarious as the thought of both Russia and America behind bars is, YOU POLICE PEOPLE DON’T MAKE SENSE. You can’t arrest a fucking country.

Let me reiterate: we are ( Read more... )

( Private; Hackable )

Hey, Austria.

[There’s a pause and then a single note from a piano. Guess what Prussia found~]

Still entertaining those silly ideas of neutrality? Hehehe.... Haahhaahaa! HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

[Here, have some slightly-psychotic evil laughter before the post cuts out.]

Surprise, guys! Remember that law I made? You know, the one about how you should stop speaking your goddamned, fairy-princess, I’m-So-Cool-Because-You-Don’t-Understand-Me languages!? Yeah, that one. It’s still in effect. Which means you’re all guilty of breaking it.

Great job at being a bunch of failures, Discedo! No wonder this place is such a ( Read more... )

Alright, serfs. Since I'm now your country, you've got to listen to what I have to say. And I have a lot to say. So if you don't listen, I'll hunt you down and make you listen! And probably beat you up or something. But yeah, whatever.

Declaration of Discedo

First: stop speaking all these languages! No one can understand you when you speak, and ( Read more... )

Alright, so, from what I hear, none of you know whose house Discedo's in. Which means someone isn't protecting their vital regions. Which then means that someone can steal those vital regions. Too easy.

So, since no one else has done it...

I claim Discedo in the name of the most glorious nation of Prussia!

...

That was simple enough...